I hate people that lie. I think those that lie about stuff are just not cool. However, there have been times I have had to tell my son (even though he’s technically still a baby) and husband little white lies. I am definitely not the only mom, wife, or girl who has had to do this. I’m pretty sure men do it all the time! I have asked around and here are the craziest and funniest white lies women have told their kids or significant others…..
Those with children have always told me “Once you have a child, your life changes.” Yes this is true. In my case it changed for the better because I could not imagine my life without my son. He is seriously my favorite person in the world. I’m sure when he is 15 I will think otherwise, but for now he is my favorite. When I was pregnant I was very fortunate to reconnect with good friends that had drifted from my life. What allowed us to reconnect was the fact that we were pregnant at the same time or that they had just had a baby. I have also met some amazing new friends through mom groups and even a mommy app (think tinder for moms).
As a woman, there are many things you should never say to a woman if you do not want your eyes clawed out. There are definitely things you should never say to mom, whether you are a mom yourself or not. It’s just the way it is. Oh and please don’t be passive-aggressive about the things you say either. That makes the comments WAY worse.
Here are 5 (or more) things you should never say to a mom….(according to me and my friends)
Why are dogs the best? It’s quite simple. They just are. My dog is always excited to see me. ALWAYS!
I think I always shock people (especially women) when I tell them that I’ve never seen the movie Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing. And I never will. I have no interest in ever seeing them. And the fact that I’m then pressured to see it because they are the greatest movies of all time, makes me want to see them less! I was forced once to watch the remake of Footloose (I never saw the original) and I wanted to crawl into a hole it was terrible. I think I only watched the beginning and then left. However, there are certain movies that I can watch over and over. There are certain movies that no matter what I am doing, if I see it on TV…I stop what I’m doing and just sit and watch it. My husband has found me sitting at the end of the bed watching a movie, when I should have been in the shower or getting ready. I’m very guilty of this. I’m sure I’m going to miss a lot of movies that I love, but I’ve compiled a list of the ones I know for a fact my world would be a dark place if they didn’t exist. The best part about these movies…is everytime I watch them, I discover something new.
So I have always wanted to write a children’s book. Maybe one day I will. I wanted to write about a hero or a princess or a puppy, etc. But now after having a baby, I have changed my tone a bit. Here are some of the books I would write.
I was on Facebook earlier looking through the pages I follow. Some of the them I decided to unfollow because they either weren’t relevant to me anymore or I simply just did not want to follow them. I’d like to share with you 10 Facebook pages to follow, in hopes that you will begin to follow them too.
I love Disney. I love everything about it. The magic, the wonder, the movies, the characters, the excitement, the high prices to visit their parks and resorts (ok I don’t love that part), but Disney is wonderful. I have seen probably every Disney movie (multiple times). Some movies I love, some I do not. I’m going to give you my expert opinion on each movie. Why? Because why not?