As a woman, there are many things you should never say to a woman if you do not want your eyes clawed out. There are definitely things you should never say to mom, whether you are a mom yourself or not. It’s just the way it is. Oh and please don’t be passive-aggressive about the things you say either. That makes the comments WAY worse.
Here are 5 (or more) things you should never say to a mom….(according to me and my friends)
Why are dogs the best? It’s quite simple. They just are. My dog is always excited to see me. ALWAYS!
I think I always shock people (especially women) when I tell them that I’ve never seen the movie Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing. And I never will. I have no interest in ever seeing them. And the fact that I’m then pressured to see it because they are the greatest movies of all time, makes me want to see them less! I was forced once to watch the remake of Footloose (I never saw the original) and I wanted to crawl into a hole it was terrible. I think I only watched the beginning and then left. However, there are certain movies that I can watch over and over. There are certain movies that no matter what I am doing, if I see it on TV…I stop what I’m doing and just sit and watch it. My husband has found me sitting at the end of the bed watching a movie, when I should have been in the shower or getting ready. I’m very guilty of this. I’m sure I’m going to miss a lot of movies that I love, but I’ve compiled a list of the ones I know for a fact my world would be a dark place if they didn’t exist. The best part about these movies…is everytime I watch them, I discover something new.
So I have always wanted to write a children’s book. Maybe one day I will. I wanted to write about a hero or a princess or a puppy, etc. But now after having a baby, I have changed my tone a bit. Here are some of the books I would write.
I was on Facebook earlier looking through the pages I follow. Some of the them I decided to unfollow because they either weren’t relevant to me anymore or I simply just did not want to follow them. I’d like to share with you 10 Facebook pages to follow, in hopes that you will begin to follow them too.
I love Disney. I love everything about it. The magic, the wonder, the movies, the characters, the excitement, the high prices to visit their parks and resorts (ok I don’t love that part), but Disney is wonderful. I have seen probably every Disney movie (multiple times). Some movies I love, some I do not. I’m going to give you my expert opinion on each movie. Why? Because why not?
I write myself to-do lists all the freakin’ time. I’ll be honest…I love writing lists and then crossing the chores I have listed off one by one when I finish them. Sometimes I even write chores that are done on my list, just to cross them off. I wonder if Santa gets the same satisfaction as I do when I cross things off a list? I really do not enjoy cleaning. However, once I start to clean or organize I get on a roll and I accomplish a lot. It’s just getting me to do it.
So my friends and I decided to get a room in AC and go out for a night on the town. We called it our “Bad Moms Night Out”. Oh how times have changed. When I first arrived at the hotel, I immediately face-timed by baby (yes he is that advanced and knows how to work the phone lol). My husband then yelled at me and said he had everything under control and not to worry. I still texted more than I should have. Now it was time to get ready. What I noticed about myself when I was getting ready is that I really don’t care what the end product looks like. Ok, I do a bit. I want to look pretty but I don’t care as much because I have no one to impress. My husband wasn’t with me and I’m not trying to find a guy or look better than the girls around me because I’m a 31 year old mom. It is what it is.